Binky - Use Your Phone More

Features Binky - Use Your Phone More

Binky is the most stress-free social media app ever!
Think about all those times when you want to scroll through a feed on your phone, but you dont want to read depressing news articles or see photos from people who seem happier than you.
Binky gives you the incessant micro-thrills of scrolling through stuff, never knowing whats coming next, without all the hassle.
And the things you do in Binky dont end up on a server somewhere for the world to see.
Its all the fun of social media with all the privacy you wish you had!Features:* An infinite list of random stuff (we call them "Binks"), with pictures.
You wont care about some of them, but others will give you a fleeting feeling of satisfaction -- just like a real app!* Each Bink has a Like button so that you can like it, just like a real app!* Swipe left or right on Binks, because its weirdly satisfying, just like a real app!* Leave a comment!
Unlike a real app, you dont have to stress about what to say.
Just mash the keyboard and Binky will think of an appropriate comment for you!
Wheres THAT feature, Facebook?* A "share" button that doesnt do anything!* Scroll through over a thousand Binks, including: sawdust, Sam Cooke, rutabagas, laser tag, merman, mascara, puddles, and elbow.If you read all the way through that last bullet point, youre already hooked.
Download it today!